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joozek3000 11 day.agoA while ago, my wife and I visited her parents. I remembered her dad had back surgery recently, and I noticed he seemed shorter. My wife asked how I could tell, because she didn’t see a difference. I said, ‘I’m sure—this time, I didn’t have to stand on my tiptoes when we made out in the garage.
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He knows I'm never up that early.
They’re calling him the Cobber Baron.
He knows I'm never up that early.
R.E.M brought some Strange Currencies with him!
We’re on a tight budget, the husband comes home from the store one day with some cans of dog food. His wife says we don’t have a dog, he said he thought he would save some money and give it a try. Some time goes by and the wife is at the store and she has cans of dog food in the cart, she runs into her friend and she ask, did you get a dog?. The wife says no, it’s for my husband. Her friend says that stuff will kill him, the wife replies it hasn’t yet he seems to be doing just fine. A few months goes by, and the wife is back at the store and runs into her same friend, her friend says you’re not buying any dog food and the wife replies that’s because my husband passed away. Her friend says I told you the dog food would kill him, the wife says it wasn’t the dog food. Her friend says what happened, the wife says he was sitting in the street, licking his nuts in a truck hit him.
Just beat the hell out of him.
He was trying Tequila.
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Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Furious, she summons all the male staff of the monastery and asks: "Ok... WHO JIZZED ON THE CANDLES!??"
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